The Best Cartoon in the World
by Jesse


Each Wednesday at 10 pm about 2.2 million people including myself watch Comedy Central's South Park. These four third graders from the snowy town of South Park are hotter than The Simpsons and Beavis and Butthead. The first episode aired last August 13th and now there is over 80 obsessive web pages, and coming soon to a store near you: dolls, CDs, and videogames. I know one thing, I want the Cartman doll. Did you catch last December's Christmas special starring Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo, who dances, sings and spouts Poo all over the place; and the famous "Heigh-di-ho" phrase. And did you hear "Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat ---ch", the funniest song alive. The Christmas episode wasn't my favorite by far: Mr. Hankey made my stomach turn and I heard they might come out with a Mr. Hankey chocolate bar.
In my opinion the episode where Cartman gets anally probed by aliens is the best, I could have died laughing that night. I don't know about your parents, but mine detest my nasty little heroes.