How many of you readers out there go to the movies? Quite a few I would guess (I know I love going). The prices are simply horrible. And if you try to take a date to the movies, oy!!! You might as well sell your soul. Soon you won't be able to pay in cash any more. Soon you will have to pay in soul. Some of you may end up selling your dates' soul just to get in!! What if you do that and the movie is really bad? How do you explain that? "Oh, by the way, I had to sell your soul to Satan himself so you could see a movie you didn't even enjoy." I think your date would immediately shoot you. Now, don't get me wrong: I don't have anything against paying for my date, in fact I prefer to. But the fact is that every time I step up to the ticket window, a fire belching hole opens up next to me emitting the smell of brimstone and Lucifer tries to bargain my soul off me. I find that kind of disheartening. Not every teen-ager can have a job. And let's just say you get past the ticket taker with your soul, they still have one more chance: The Concession Stand. Food is not cheap either, my friends. I am sure that they lace everything they sell with a drug that makes you thirsty. Yes, even the soda. You walk up to the food stand and as soon as they see you coming the person working it hides his demonic wings beneath his shirt. If you watch carefully you can see that his eyes will glow red for a second after you give him the money. If I were to organize an angry mob, how many of you would go with me? I mean down to the offices at a movie theater to talk to the guy in charge(otherwise known as "The Dark One")? Lowes: The House of His Dark Majesty. Sony: "Free sacrifice with every ticket!!"